Okay, Carol, I need you to look down there and give me a sit-rep.Īrcher: Shut up. Lana ( gasps ): How dare you tell me what I.Īrcher: Shut up. If you call me buddy again, I will put the bullets in your body by hand!Ĭherlene: What? Jesus! What is your problem!Īrcher: Shh. And B: Seriously, buddy, let's try and work on that breathing. Lana: Oh, get out, you lying sack of bastard!Īrcher: Okay, A: He and Mother are the lying sacks of bastard. Slater: And unless you people want to wind up classified as enemy combatants, you. Holly: Because this entire country's about to be up to its tіts in U.S. Rebel soldier 2: Espere! Espere! Esp- wughh!Ĭherlene: Aww. Rebel soldier 1: Vamonos! Los Americanos vienen! Pam ( laughing ): You said you've seen cooze. And I've seen coups from Angola to Zanzibar, and this is how it ends: in the trunk of a taxi to the airport, your belly full of diamonds and vodka, praying your driver doesn't rat you out to the Reds at the last checkpoint.īecause then, the last thing you'll ever hear, besides a pistol cocking behind your head, is Ivan's laugh. Malory: Oh, yes, we are, and if you've got any sense, you'll fill your pockets, too! Because your regime is officially over. Juliana: And I don't know who you think you are! You are not robbing my palace! Wouldn't bullion leak out of a.? Ow! Ow! Cut it. Malory ( laughing ): Oh, we're taking everything! Furs, jewels, the silverware, bullion, anything you can cram in a suitcase! I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! Nothing! You don't just turn it off! It wasn't my war! American!Ĭomandante: And I hate to tell you this, but the First Lady and I are having an affair. Malory: Well, it's just a matter of time before it does, with those idiots working on it!Ĭyril: Well, A: I'm president for life, so I'm not going anywhere, and B.Ĭomandante: Señor Presidente! Our radar station has detected incoming bombers! From their heading, they appear. Oh, do you mean where are we in the process of disarming it? Ooh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!Ĭyril: Uh, no. Ray: Yeah, Krieger, I guess trying to defuse a warhead tipped with deadly nerve gas is technically exciting. Oye, muchachos! Agarrenlos!įemale computer voice: Minutes to launch- 60. Holly: I believe that to be literally true. Holly: Come on, even if you people hadn't lost 50 million bucks worth of our cоcɑіnе, you know way too much. Holly: Ooh, hey, what's our ride situation?Īir strike on the palace is a go, and I suggest we take Calderón's jet. I'm trying to call in an air strike here. Lana: You knew about this the entire time?! Holly: If we don't spend it this year, we can't get an increase next year. Holly: No, this was about our annual budget. We've been selling cоcɑіnе for the CIA so they could buy arms from Iran?! Did we at least free some hostages?! I mean, you even came to the house, where we. We've been trying to monetize cоcɑіnе for, like. No, doesn't matter who.Īnyway, to buy the weapons, we needed to. He only had cоcɑіnе, but Iran was like, "No way. Holly: Calderón needed weapons to fight the rebels, but he didn't have money to buy weapons. Slater: Yeah, airstrike, naval bombardment, amphibious landing, whole megillah. Holly: Well, technically, they're mercenaries from Honduras and Guatemala, but yes. If you were going to invade San Marcos, then why have you been selling weapons to Calderón? Slater: Hey, Donna, we got a carrier group in the Gulf, right? Holly: Well, the endgame has always been for us to invade San Marcos, so. Okay, Slater, I know it's a little sooner than we wanted, but. Holly: Get that idiot Calderón on the phone!Īrcher: Oh, did I mention, a tiger ate him? Lana: Well, he's got it, and we can't override the launch sequence, so we've. Does the CIA know Calderón has a nerve gas missile at the palace? How do you even know what a Bishop Score is?Īrcher: I got certified as a doula, which, turns out, is not that hard. If the CIA is backing the rebels against Calder. Holly: When?! When did we talk about this?! Slater: I'm positive we talked about this. Holly: What what? You didn't think that was something I'd like to know about?! Holly: What the hell are you people doing in San Marcos in the first place?! Lana: What do you mean, what do I mean? I mean that! I'm going into labor! Archer: What do you mean, your water broke?!
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